brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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