it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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