I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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