We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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