if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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