College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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