Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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