This is the prime rib incident all over again
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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