Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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