How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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