I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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