there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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