I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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