I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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