We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Drunk is a universal language darling
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