Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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