everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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