I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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