singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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