I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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