I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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