Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
What drink are we having for lunch?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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