White coat. Heels.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we're so committed to being not committed
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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