I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
what the fuck happened to the tacos
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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