this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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