Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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