Whod you bang
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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