They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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