dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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