the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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