I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I touched a dick in church today
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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