3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
nutella sex= disaster
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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