It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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