Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
time to smoke my breakfast
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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