Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It all started with a game of naked twister.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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