i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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