considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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