what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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