The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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