grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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