Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
a search helicopter?!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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