I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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