Christians are straight up FREAKS
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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