Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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