So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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