my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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