Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I party with great urgency now.
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