I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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