Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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