I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
whose parrot is this?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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