Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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