Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We just shotgunned beers for America
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You may now shotgun with the bride
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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