i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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