i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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