Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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