He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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